Things that make my brain hurt, volume 4368739874343

- The guy outside the gym chain smoking. Why?

- The need for 10 strips of bacon to be on every fast food sandwich. Don't get me wrong, I dig bacon. There has to come a time where enough is enough with bacon though.

- This woman from accouting at one of the companies I deal with. She's just so stupid. We only charged the mailer $8 per thousand for something but they have a select cap of $10 per thousand and she wants to know why we didn't charge her $10 per thousand. That would be like if you were out shopping and you had a budget of $250 and the things you wanted cost $235. It would be arguing that you should give someone $250 because that's what you had to give them. No. No no. You lose