Overshare

PBFW: my friend, you know, the one that doesn’t work…

Me: doesn’t she get bored?

PBFW: no bro, she just had an abortion last week

Oh PBFW

PBFW said something yesterday and Nancy said, "well, PBFW, you're a regular Florence Nightingale" and PBFW said "who is that?"

We explained it to her and then somehow, Clara Barton got dragged into the mix. She had no idea who she was either.

At that point, we (Nancy and I) decided that everyday, we should educate PBFW on someone new. Monday's person? Gregor Mendel. Of course, it took 4 of us to remember what his name was. I just remember doing the dominate/recessive gene thing in biology class in 9th grade.

Oh Dear

PBFW: Is Matt spelled with two TTs?
Me:....yes

Wisdom from Will

Mom - "did you check out that mass comm site that I sent you?"
Me - "no, not yet"
Will - "Why are you only looking in Massachusetts?"

Me - "Can you name all The Beatles?"
Will - "John, Paul and George"
Me - "There's 4"
Will - "And....Bill."

Haha

So the building we work in is so shitty. The AC doesn't work (and hasn't for as long as I've been here), there are ants everywhere on everyone's desks and the bathroom has exploded pretty much every day since last week. Anne (that I work with and adore) looks at me today and says "Wow, this place really is a shithole."

Pretty much.

And since the AC is broken and it's actually about 82 degrees in here, she told us that she was "moist all over" and none of us could take that. It's too hot and we're cooking our brains

My wonderous brother

It was a bonding moment.

Also, at bocce, people were throwing the bocce balls and I wasn't really paying attention. My aunt Missy (she's 35 and mostly awesome) was like "hey, watch out! You need to always be aware of the balls around you" and we both lost our shit we were laughing so hard.

We're inappropriate.