Whoo

Today Will got into a car accident (he's okay though) and that meant screaming match at my house started at 7:15. In the AM. Wonderous. I was just waking up, but then I was really awake.

Just another day at my house

Backstory

I started this blog because my life at home is pretty much insane. My brother Jamie has autism. He's hysterically funny and makes everyone a little crazy. I've often said that I live at the zoo because things go down here that probably don't happen at any other house in the entire universe but mine. Jamie now lives at a group home and isn't home as much, but the crazy is still there. I figured this would be the best way to explain exactly what happens around my house.

None of it is going to make much sense, but I tell you now, everything is real around here.

Just a few fun ones

Will is in the bathroom. Jamie says the following things to him:
"Are you poopin' in there?"
"Is it a big one?"
"Do you need the plunger?"

Everytime, Will starts screaming at Jamie to go away.

My mom said something about going to get ice cream tonight. I said that she shouldn't say that unless it's true. Jamie said "are you done being an ice cream teaser?"

My thoughts exactly Jamie