PBFW from yesterday

She wanted to know if she had a "period stain" on her black pants (which you wouldn't be able to see anyway) so she pretty much stuck her butt in my face. Upon showing/telling LB about this magical moment in my life, she goes "EW, NO ONE WANTS TO SEE HER TAINT!" and I pretty much died laughing. I couldn't breathe. That was hard for me.

Her outfit today: not as great as I would hope.
- brown and white polka dot top
- tan capris
- weirdo tan steve madden stripper-esque shoes
- tan cable knit sweater with faux fur around the collar

Old story

One day, a while ago, Pattycake was asking me questions about Jamie. That's fine, I really don't mind answering them, as Jamie's diagnosis (PDD/NOS) is kind of a weird one and he's not like a lot of autistic kids. The next day, as I'm saying goodbye to Pattycake (as I HAVE to do every day, otherwise she freaks out) she tells me that she was watching "Rainman" the night before. The first thing I think is that she is going to ask me what Jamie's magical power was. And I could tell that she was struggling with a way to tie the two things together. I might have saved her when I told her that Jamie didn't have to have his underwear come from a certian store. That was the end of that conversation.

A few weeks later, there was a story on Good Morning America about some autistic kid that could replicate paintings even after seeing them once for like, 30 seconds. My mom and I are both in the kitchen watching this and my mom looks at me and says, "Boy, we really got the short end of the stick with Jamie. He can't do anything!" Then we both laughed and laughed and laughed. We are apparently bad people. Jamie can do things, but none of them are so amazing. He knows when everyone's garbage comes. And he likes to follow rules. He also has a sense of humor, which when you think about it, is a pretty complex thing. He swears in perfect context (fucking shennigans) and he's just generally amusing.

Tee hee

PBFW was angry before. Really really angry. She said to LB "I AM SO FUMIGATED!"

She meant furious.

Today's PBFW outfit

Not as crazy as yesterday....

- white sweater that goes down to the middle of her thighs (like a sweater dress, almost) with silver sparkly thread it in

- black tank underneath

- grey pinstripe pants

- black heels

Today, I'm wearing a pink v-neck tank, black pinstripe pants and these shoes:

Everyone thinks I'm up to something. I'm really not. So the moral of this story is, whenever I dress nicely at work, something is going on. I can really throw them off, can't I? And when I wear a skirt to work? Forget it. I'm clearly plotting to take over the universe when I'm wearing that shit. Maybe it's the shoes?

And another thing

Today PBFW is wearing:
Purple pants
Mud colored tank (really, it's the color of mud)
Pink v-neck shirt
Tan cable knit sweater
The infamous tan cowboy boots


Too many colors. All. At. Once.

PBFW!

PBFW just tried to say " eau de toilet" and it came out as "ew dah toy-let"

We overshare a lot in my house

Will is apparently having a problem with his underpants. We had a lot of underpants issues at my house. Will is having "underpants blowouts", whatever that might mean. Jamie has no more underpants and refuses to wear a blue pair of boxer briefs that he calls "the robin's egg".



I can't even type that without cracking up. That is just so weird. Will is a big oversharer.